For all you vendors out there

Here is part two of the transcript of a recent performance by the famous and fragrant folk music performer Rambling Kid Realitsm (see part one here):

...Now my next song is for all the software vendors in the audience. It's called "If All I Had Was a Hammer"

If all I had was a hammer
I'd hammer in the forums
I'd hammer in the meetings
All over this land
I'd hammer at a conference
I'd hammer without warning
I'd hammer out deals between my prospects and my company
All over this land

If you had a doorbell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring in danger
I'd ring without warning
I'd run out of love between my company and my prospects
All over this land

I've learnt only one song
I sing it on our website
I sing it when I'm tweeting
All over this land
I sing it to my neighbours
I sing in white papers
I sing out loud between my greeting and my leaving
All over this land

All I've got is a hammer
And you've got a bell
And I've only one song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of product
It's the bell of wheedling
It's the song I shove between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

More Rambling Kid Realitsm

Original If I Had a Hammer ©1986 TRO-Ludlow Music, Inc. (BMI)

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